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AlfredAlbarn

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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied
  • Canada
  • Deviant for 12 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio
You see the flowery paperweight up there? That's a gelatin. You can eat that.

I don't speak hipster, but I can if you like.

Favourite Visual Artist
4nY0n3 H19h3R 7h4N 50Llux
Favourite Movies
Con Air. No never mind. It's a ludicrous movie. How about movies with bodacious cerulean chicks? Yeah, I can dig that.
Favourite TV Shows
Ghost Adventures, Anthony Bordain
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Electronic Classical
Favourite Books
Ones that make sense.
Favourite Writers
Andrew Hussie Conan Doyle Too many others to name, I'm not capable of MiRaClEs
Favourite Games
HetaOni Zelda in general Portals Good indie horror games
Favourite Gaming Platform
Wii, Gamecube, PC
Tools of the Trade
Marr0w fr0m the b0nes 0f animals
Other Interests
And that is what the rest of the jpegs and gifs are here to inform you of. Esp the one down there. Take that GIF home.

Shower-heads

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So I tried to take a shower. I can't believe I have problems getting even that thing to work. I couldn't figure out how to redirect the water to the shower-head and not the tub-head. So I just sat in the water pooling in the tub that slowly became colder and colder as time passed by. Then I hit myself on one of the knobs and lo and behold, the shower head sprayed forth Satan's piss and scalded the fuck out of my back. le sigh. Life moves the fuck on as I shout abuse at the shower.
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Hussie, you're killing me man. If all the Alpha kids go Trickster and all get married to each other and all have each other's babies... WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY SHIPS? Well, let's face the music. Dirk and Jake weren't going anywhere; Jake was going to call it off anyway. Jane was really upset about everything, so I suppose Trickster mode was good for her. I bet Dirk will bust a PON PON PON on them. I can dream. I feel very CAUCASIAN.
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UPDATE

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jANE, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. HUSSIE IS HIGH. I KNOW I AM NOW. YOU  MADE ME UPDATE FLASH. THAT'S HOW FUCKED UP THAT WAS. YOU TROLL. I LOVE THE SMELL OF CANON TRICKSTER IN THE MORNING.
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Hey !!!? How was the competition?? Ya finished ???Llama Emoji 03 (Sparkles) [V1]