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So I tried to take a shower. I can't believe I have problems getting even that thing to work.

I couldn't figure out how to redirect the water to the shower-head and not the tub-head.

So I just sat in the water pooling in the tub that slowly became colder and colder as time passed by.

Then I hit myself on one of the knobs and lo and behold, the shower head sprayed forth Satan's piss and scalded the fuck out of my back.

le sigh.
Life moves the fuck on as I shout abuse at the shower.


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Alfred Albarn
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You see the flowery paperweight up there? That's a gelatin. You can eat that.

I don't speak hipster, but I can if you like.

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